a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Some graduate as scholars, others drop out as legends
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
GET OUT.
I just choked on my second breakfast
Fuck you, I’m worth it and fuck you for making me think for the slightest second that I’m not.
(via terrible)